Tuesday, May 01, 2007

UpDATE #501,209

So. Mr. PH did not follow up. No further contact, despite the fact that he looked me straight in the eye when we parted and said "let's do this again. I know everybody says this, but I really mean it". I am not the least bit heartbroken, but I am a little surprised.

I'm concerned that he may have been put off by our peeing-inspired dialogue. Mr.PH confessed to having a small bladder (and excused himself twice during our 2-hr date). I then described how one of my co-workers pees like 80 times a day and it's so awful because we share a tiny office and one can hear the peeing, which embarrasses me to the extent that I put off my own bathroom breaks until I'm alone in the office or can't stand it anymore. Once I even walked to the public library restroom because I felt so self-conscious.

I'm seeing Mr. Psych tomorrow night. I'm most excited about Mr. Biotech, but he's on vacation this week.

Posted by Dori at 2:32 PM

3 Comments

  1. Blogger robyn posted at 9:17 PM  
    Is Mr. Banter who I think it is?
  2. Blogger sophie posted at 3:15 PM  
    Well, if he can't take a bit of bodily function conversation what fun is that?

    Keep having fun, you eill figure it out when the time is right.
  3. Blogger Lizzy posted at 6:04 PM  
    BAH! Mr PH is a sissy. SISSY!

    A sissy with a small bladder, to boot!

    And I'm with Sophie--if he can't handle a discussion about pee, what will he do when it comes down to the important stuff: farts.

    Apropos of nothing much, but my SIL and her former boyfriend of 5 years had a weird thing. She would NEVER go #2 if he were in the house. We joke that he truly believed she never pooped. He was THAT dumb.

    I'll check back soon for upDATEs!

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